Goodness me...

I certainly hope that you can delete posts as well as add them.  There must be other people like me, who stumble into blog-world unprepared, just see a button that says 'create your blog' - and click it.  Those other people must share the brief moment of what-the-fuck-do-I-write before plunging in and writing something that is ironically and inevitably both profound and inane.  "Someone left the cake out" is a reasonable entry for the stupidest-shit-to-start-a-blog-with award, but there must be some real killers out there. I despise myself for what I am going to do now - I am going to boldly seek the worst first post EVER.

Someone left the cake out

This is what happens if you leave a cake out in the rain. It stops being a cake and becomes more interesting and edible in a different kind of way.